Pressure Washing Mount Pleasant | You�ll Never Do Yoga
November 15, 2022
Pressure Washing Mount Pleasant | You'll Never Do Yoga
This content was written for Window Ninjas & Pressure Cleaning
Pressure Washing Mount Pleasant | You'll Never Do Yoga
This content was written for Window Ninjas & Pressure Cleaning
How do you like to spend your free time? I can almost guarantee that the first thing that pops into your mind isn't trying to complete a pressure washing Mount Pleasant service with no experience. Consider yourself lucky that you won't need that experience. All you need to do is pull up your schedule and find some availability to book a service with us.
Maybe a DIY version of a pressure washing Mount Pleasant service does sound like your version of a fun time. Go ahead and paint me a picture of what your day will look like as you take on the task of professionals. Let me stop you right there. Don't go hurting your pretty little head about it. Allow me to paint that picture for you. Your Monday through Friday was absolutely exhausting. All you do the last 40 minutes of work is spin around in your rolling chair watching the time tick by. Once you hear the keys of your supervisor walking by, you're back into your plan of opening up a new email to send. The only thing you care about is finishing your shift and going home as soon as possible.
Let's jump a couple hours. You've already done the end of the day small talk and blood boiling commute home. So you kick off your shoes and step out of your big boy pants. After tossing all of your belongings on a nearby chair, you make your way upstairs and walk to your room. Your bed has never looked better. The beautiful fluffy pillows that are just the right temperature between cold and warm. The lush stuffing that resides in the inside of your comforter almost seems to be whispering your name. All you want to do is burrow underneath the covers and ascend to heaven. You stood in the doorway and began to sob.
You sob and sob with no clear end in sight. You're hysterical. Understandably so, knowing what lies ahead of you. There's no time for you to lay down and relax. Not when the mold and spores that cover your home are planning on renewing their lease. You've appointed yourself the designated eviction notice and it's time for them to find a new place. The last conversation you had with your brother lingers in the back of your mind, taunting you about your decisions. You don't want to be like your brother. You don't want to pay someone your hard-earned money to perform a task that you know you're capable of. You spun your rolling chair far too efficiently to give the money you earned to someone else. Especially not the guys who do Pressure Washing Mount Pleasant services for a living. So you straighten your back, with a new sense of conviction in your bones, and begin to put on your outside clothes.
Despite your tear ducts defying the true nature of your character, you're dedicated. No eye water is going to get in the way of your goal. So you wipe away the remnants of your tear ducts malfunctioning and step outside. You open your garage to grab the equipment you got from your local home improvement store. In all honesty, you're not a hundred percent sure how strong this machine should be, but you picked this one out for a reason. And you know best, right? So you drag your new pressure washer out to your lawn and begin to assemble it.
Once you assemble it, you know it's time. Time to prove them wrong. Who, you might ask? You're proving your brother wrong. You're proving the company's that have trained professionals perform this service wrong. You're proving the YouTube comments on the 5-minute video you watched on pressure cleaning that you are more capable than they are. As you continue going through your roster of people who are wrong, your phone chimes. You notice a new message has come in from your brother texting you the number and price estimate of a pressure washing Mount Pleasant service for your home. You scoff at his ignorance and toss your phone to the side. He'll never understand what it feels like to be a true man. For pete's sake, he does yoga every Tuesday! The last thing you'll do is listen to a man who does yoga.
So you take your pressure washer and press the trigger, readying yourself for the power behind the hose. Nothing happens. No Air, no solution, not even some dust. As you look down at the machine wondering why it's malfunctioning, because this certainly can't be your fault, you notice that it feels a little light. Suddenly, you remember the bottle of cleaning solution right beside your doorway. Why did the company make a bottle that so easily camouflages with its surroundings? If you had been on the product design team for its packaging, you wouldn't have made the same mistake.
After grabbing the bottle and filling the pressure washer, you decide that your best plan of action is getting on a ladder and starting from the top first. Obviously, if you start from the top everything will just run down as you clean. So you climb up the ladder you had in your garage, because you're a true man, obviously you already have a ladder in your garage. Once you're at the top, you find a smirk slowly forming on your face. No one else is as self-sufficient as you. Definitely not the Window Ninjas who specialize in pressure washing Mount Pleasant services. You scoff at the thought.
You flip the switch�aim�and pull the trigger.
The only thing you feel is the pain in your side. You suddenly realize you're not on top of a ladder anymore. you're laying on the ground beside your mailbox. as you survey your surroundings, you find your pressure washer line beside you. you look up at what you're expecting to be a squeaky clean wall panel and find a small hole. So you gradually pick up your phone and call your brother.
"Book a Pressure Washing Mount Pleasant Service. Call 911 too," you wheeze out.
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